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No Laughing Matter

  Well, well, well! What have we here? Some cheeky young scamp has moved the entire contents of a co-worker’s office in the night and put them in an unsuspecting elevator. The desk; the drawers; even the printer; the whole kit and caboodle! How funny is that? I’m sure that the intended recipient of the …

Busy, Busy, Busy!

  Running around London like a headless chicken in the stifling heat is not exactly the most enjoyable experience, especially when you need to get those all-important household necessities. I mean, you cannot survive without your bacon butty and cup of builder’s tea in the morning otherwise your fellow colleagues would be berated for making …

Hard Work Really Pays Off

  Well; waddya know! Turning up to work miraculously early has been a blessing in disguise. You bomb up the stairs like a bullet and are the first one in the office for a change. Being given a formal warning for continuously being late has spurred you into action and you want to get back …

Satisfaction Guaranteed Every Time

  Everyone needs a little boost when they are down in the dumps. You could have had a row with your other half, or have just found out that you have been passed over for promotion yet again when you thought that it was in the bag. Especially seeing as the person who secured the …

One Hell of a Ride

  If you have ever resided in a flat or apartment then the chances are that you will have utilised the elevator on a day to day basis; especially if you live on one of the top floors. Fair do’s really-as taking the stairs leaves you absolutely knackered after a good old session at the …

Up Where We Belong

“Love lift us up where we belong Far from the world below Up where the clear winds blow” Joe Cocker sure is an old romantic. He may not be as swarthy as Englebert-nor as smooth as Sir Tom- but he still possesses oodles of wrinkly charm. The ladies swoon when he is on stage crooning …

Playing the Waiting Game

  Senator Dianne Feinstein and several of her aides were stuck in a Capitol elevator for over 15 minutes whilst trying to attend a conference. It may not seem all that long, but given the fact that this Intelligence Committee chairwoman is approaching her 80th birthday, and taking into consideration that one of her advisers …

The Sky’s the Limit

Technological breakthroughs happen on a day-to-day basis, as we are constantly progressing and evolving as a community. Some are revolutionary, however, and make you sit back in wonderment. Elevator researchers have discovered that they can more than double the height of the world’s highest skyscrapers by replacing tired old steel cables with durable, resilient and …

The Times They Are A-Changing

  If you decide to take a jaunt to Manchester then you simply have to get your soccer fix by visiting the National Football Museum. Packed with historical memoirs, interesting snippets of info and interactive games for the little ‘uns to enjoy-this amazing experience will take you back to when you were a kid and …

Poor News for Rich Kids

  Dubai is the home of the rich; the privileged; the elite. Those that earn tonnes of wonga every year reside in palatial surroundings with all of the latest gadgets and gizmos, whilst we mere mortals here in Old Blighty shiver through the throngs to beg the bank for yet another extension to our overdraft. …