Had too Much Turkey and need a Lift

Had too much Turkey need a lift to get of the settee.

We have had many peculiar calls at Sheridan lift services, Well yesterday we received a call today from a client asking can we provide a an engineer as he had so much Christmas dinner he needed a lift to get off the settee.  Our call staff being as helpfully as we could, try to persuade him to try and sit up and surprise surprise, after some fits of laughter finally stood up. Well happily he was not serious and was clearly having a good Christmas. He said he was going to invest in a home lift next year and we duly will be sending one of our brochures.